Category Archives: B-Movie/Cult Films

A Review of The Human Centipede 2

I reviewed part one and hated it. Part two is being reviewed for continuity’s sake. I made no secret about my hatred for the first one. But the thing is, it has stayed with me long after I was done … Continue reading

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A Review of At Long Last Love

Hello again. I know I have become one of those figures who seems like J.D. Salinger in terms of his publishing output. Trust me, I know – two weeks online without publishing is the same as forty years in any … Continue reading

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A Review of Santa Claus: The Movie

Well, it’s Christmas time, which means that for about a month, everyone will be talking about increasingly terrible Christmas films. It’s already started on ABC Family, with their “25 days of Christmas.” For their first night, they showed that wonderful, … Continue reading

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A Review of The Crow

This film has an enormous fan base for whatever reason. Every Halloween there are at least a dozen people who walk around sporting enough gothic makeup and leather to keep Marilyn Manson happy for at least a decade. Also, considering … Continue reading

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A Review of The Craft

Films like The Craft are among my least favorite to review. They are films that are neither good nor bad, but are so wrought with inconsistency that watching them becomes a chore. The Craft features some good ideas (I still … Continue reading

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A Review of Welcome to the Dollhouse

No, this is not a documentary of Axl Rose reading Henrik Ibsen plays. This is Todd Solondz first real feature, which dealt with life in junior high school. You remember – that time in which we all experienced such phenomena … Continue reading

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A Comparison of the versions of Phantom of the Opera

I don’t know why, but I have always enjoyed the story in The Phantom of the Opera, even when I was young. There was just something about a man who was constantly going mad in his quest to get girls … Continue reading

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A Review of Idiocracy

It seems by this point that everyone and their unborn child has seen this film, loved it, and complained about how it was not released in theaters. And here am I, apparently having missed out on the comedy that is … Continue reading

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A Review of Hobo With a Shotgun

If I had the time, the inclination, and the work ethic, I would write a book about how modern-day producers are influenced by Roger Corman and Lloyd Kaufman rather than David O. Selznick. Like those two B-movie producers, the modern … Continue reading

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A Review of The Fearless Vampire Killers

Imagine if the Young Frankenstein era Mel Brooks decided to make a Hammer horror film. That is not quite what Fearless Vampire Killers is like, but it is very close. This is a film that is very fun in its … Continue reading

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