Monthly Archives: May 2009

A Criticism on Tools People Use to Critique Critics

I simply do not understand one thing.  No matter how bad a film is, no matter how truly offensive or inept, you will always find someone who claims to be a fan.  I have met fans of The League of … Continue reading

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"A truly interacitve experience:" Why Such Items Must not be Allowed to Continue

Last weekend, I purchased “The Complete Matrix Collection” DVD box set.  I will at some point in the future address the sequels and whether or not they stand up to the test of time, particularly now that we have some … Continue reading

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A Review of Terminator Salvation

I had high hopes for this one.  Even with McG as a director, I desperately wanted to like this.  I do admire the Terminator series.  I am one of the (probably few) people who is disappointed by the fact Terminator: … Continue reading

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A (One Finger) Salute to the World’s Worst Filmmaker

One item that has been on my mind lately is the concept of “worst film ever.”  In many ways, these are the easiest items to review.  It’s quite easy to determine when everything goes right.  It’s much easier to determine … Continue reading

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A Review of Who Framed Roger Rabbit

I had an interesting conversation with a friend the other day.  They were going through a rough patch and were stressed about a few things.  However, they still seemed happy.  I asked why? “Simple”  they said “I got on Youtube … Continue reading

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A Review of Star Trek

So, another year, another long stagnant franchise updated.  The update has officially become the new remake.  Hollywood is now longer simply following the same motions.  They are updating them to reach the kiddies and their wallets.  I do not know … Continue reading

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A Review of Manhunter

It actually took me twice to watch the film before I could review it.  The first time, I realized I was watching a criminally underrated film that had been all but buried by Silence of the Lambs.  You see, this … Continue reading

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A Review of Flatland

Art films.  You know, for kids. This is perhaps as close as we will ever get to a children’s art film.  It is a wonderful farce, masterfully executed, that actually funny.  It is also important in that it showcases just … Continue reading

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A Review of X-men Origins: Wolverine

I had posted an earlier sort of ode to the cinema grill.  I have discovered another wonderful thing about it.  That is, they serve beer in the theater.  This item can actually help a film like X-men Origins: Wolverine. After … Continue reading

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The Wrestler Review

This was one of the best films of the year.  It is also the best film Darren Aronofsky has ever made (to date) and features Mickey Rourke’s best work. The film has every reason to be.  It almost reads as … Continue reading

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