Monthly Archives: October 2011

The Greatest and Most Lamented Unreleased Films

There are plenty of unmade films that people have lusted over. It could be a film based on a favorite book, or a project that someone found on Ain’t It Cool News and wanted so desperately to see. These cancellations … Continue reading

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A Review of Red State

As Kevin Smith reaches middle age, he apparently wants to be taken more seriously as an artist. Smith has already built up an impressive career as the drinking buddy at the sports bar for Generation X. He’s smart, interesting, and … Continue reading

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A Review of The Crow

This film has an enormous fan base for whatever reason. Every Halloween there are at least a dozen people who walk around sporting enough gothic makeup and leather to keep Marilyn Manson happy for at least a decade. Also, considering … Continue reading

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The Ten Worst Episodes of South Park

This year, South Park celebrates its fifteenth anniversary. Also this year, the show proves that it can be just as shocking and seemingly anarchic as the day it premiered. A crudely animated story about four expletive spewing children and there … Continue reading

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A Review of Plan Nine From Outer Space

Yes, I am reviewing Plan Nine. I amĀ  not doing it as a joke. I am not doing it to be ironic. I am not doing it because I desperately need a haircut and my pants are too tight. I … Continue reading

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A Review of The Craft

Films like The Craft are among my least favorite to review. They are films that are neither good nor bad, but are so wrought with inconsistency that watching them becomes a chore. The Craft features some good ideas (I still … Continue reading

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